Plakanje od smeha : Ali G & NBA. Gramatičke greške u tekstu odražavaju Ali G-jev način izražavanja.
ali g: check it. i's here wit steve nash. so...you was last season's most valuable player, or as it's called ... the mp3. what was that like?
steve: no, i was the mvp.
ali g: mp3
steve: not the, uh, no. i wasn't.
ali g: you was the mp3
steve: no, i wasn't.
ali g: no disrespect to you, but you is canadian too. you don't even speak english, so shut up.
steve: no, we speak english in canada
ali g: can't waste my time here
steve: whatever you say
ali g: can't understand what you're sayin, you're speakin in canada.
ali g: check it. westside. this be ali g representin' wit my man kobe bryant. yo respect. how many springs does an official ball have in it?
kobe: how many springs? it doesn't have any springs in it.
ali g: well, how does it bounce then?
kobe: it's air. there's air in the ball.
ali g: well, there's air in this room. how come this room ain't bouncin?
kobe: -stares blankly-
ali g: -stares back- -shrugs-